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The sound of Kid Rock's "Fist of Rage" hits the BAW sound system, there is no pictures on the screen, the man coming out needs no pictures or clips to showcase his talent.
Steve Morely: Ladies and Gentlemen, let me introduce to you, your BAW Hardcore Champion, The Raging Redneck!"
The Raging Redneck walks down to the ring wearing the Hardcore Belt around his waist. He looks into the ring and has the look of determination on his face.
Crowley: "Well the Redneck won his belt at our last show and looks prepared to win another hardcore match here tonight."
Watzke: "Yes he does Blake, if you look closely to his face, you can still see some of the scarring from his match at our last Bloodbrawl."
Crowley: "Indeed, Watzke, right above his right eye there is still a small cut."
In the ring the Redneck finishes his beer and puts out his cigarette by stomping on it and grinding it into the ring apron with his boot.
Crowley: "Our very own, Lynn Jaegger, caught up to The Raging Redneck this past week and asked him about the crushing out of his cigarette. Here is what The Redneck had to say."
On the screen a video of Lynn Jaegger and The Raging Redneck opens up.
Lynn Jaegger: "Redneck, many of our fans are wanting to know the symbolance of the beer and cigarette that you bring to ringside at all of your matches. You know very well that drinking and smoking are not good for your health, so why do you do it?"
Redneck: "The answer is d**n simple, I like to d**n drink and I'm gonna d**n drink because I like it. It don't matter a tinker's d**n to me if it is bad for me, good for me, or will get me drunk, I like the taste so I drink."
Lynn Jaegger: "What about the cigarette?"
Redneck: "d**n sweetie, I'm getting to that , ya know, I like a woman who is persistent, wanna hook up after the show is over?"
Lynn Jaegger:"Well, um.. I don't know."
Redneck: "Well you think on it, but as far as the cigarette symbol, it is a symbol of me putting out my opponent's fire and me stomping them into the ground. Not to mention, that I like to smoke, good for stress and I love a woman who smokes, you want one?"
Lynn Jaegger: "Um... sure.."
The video is cut off and we are back in the arena where Redneck is still waiting on his opponent.
Crowley: "Fans, you are in for a title match right off the bats here as The Raging Redneck fends off the challenger Jonothan Kurtis."
Watzke: "You mean try to fend off Jonothan Kurtis, right?"
Crowley: "Of course, of course. But Redneck is going to have a battle on his hands, Eric is not one to lay down and let you pin him."
Watzke: "He proved that at the last Bloodbrawl when he had to be taken out of here on a stretcher after falling from the cage."
The Anthem by Good Charlotte hits the BAW sound system and out walks Jonothan Kurtis, he is carrying a baseball bat and a steel chair.
Steve Morley: "Ladies and Gentlemen, his opponent and challenger for the BAW Hardcore Championship, Jonothan Kurtis."
Watzke: "I give it to the kid, after the 3 Stages of Hell match only 2 weeks ago, he is back in the ring with a saddistic Son of a pregnant dog in the Raging Redneck."
Crowley: "Your are so right, he doesn't give up easly."
ding ding ding
Jonothan is standing outside the ring looking in, he appears to be waiting on the Raging Redneck to start the match outside inside of in the ring.
Crowley: "With this being a Hardcore match, it doesn't have to begin inside the ring and it appears that Kurtis is waiting to begin outside."
Watzke: "And the Redneck obliges with a diving headbutt through the ropes that connected with Kurtis, but also got a piece of Kurtis' chair."
The two lock up outside the ring exchanging rights and lefts right beside the ring steps. Kurtis grabs his oppurtunity to take control of the match, when Redneck bent down to get the bat, by hitting Redneck with a hard elbow to the back of Redneck's head.
Crowley: "And just like that Kurtis has control of the match."
Watzke: "But for how long?"
Kurtis backs Redneck up against the ring post and backs up for a spear. Kurtis misses and his shoulder goes into the post.
Crowley: "For just a short time."
Watzke: "Indeed, the life of the party didn't last more than 30 seconds. Kurtis will have to watch out and play it smart to beat the Redneck."
Crowley: "Yeah, but Kurtis can also use the fact that Redneck may hold something back because he has another match tonight."
Watzke: "I don't think he is holding anything back after that flying headbutt from the top turnbuckle."
Redneck picks up Kurtis and dumps him unceremonyously onto the steel ring steps. Redneck gets up onto the apron and runs diving with asort of cross body block onto the body of Kurtis. The move lands successfully, but to a huge cost of Redneck who after hitting the move flips over and lands on the steel chair. Both wrestlers get up and slowly begin to trade punches, before the spirit of the fight is renewed and they are trading them more and more furiously.
Crowley: "Look at those two trade those hard blows like they are nothing."
Watzke: "Told you that Redneck wasn't going to hold anything back."
Kurtis kicks Redneck in the gut doubling him over. Kurtis grabs Redneck in a bulldog and rams his head into the guardrail before completing the bulldog on the fallen guardrail. The fans scatter in all directions as Kurtis picks up another section of the metal guardrail and slams it down on the back of Redneck. Kurtis looks around and stands up on a chair holding the section of guardrail over his head before moonsaulting onto Redneck with the metal guardrail between him and the body of Redneck.
Crowd: "Holy nuts! Holy nuts!"
Watzke: "d**n what a freaking move, did you see that?"
Crowley: "Of course I saw it, I'm an announcer, but I didn't believe it."
On the screen, the video of that move pops back up, before going away to follow the action.
Crowley: "Those rails are to protect the fans, not for weapons."
Watzke: "Yeah, but in a hardcore match, anything and everything, it seems, goes."
The two fight up the few steps at the arena and along a few of the rows, right in front of the fans before continuing their journey up the steps and into the general area of the arena. The Redneck is getting the worst of the action from Kurtis and looks to be extremely dazed from all the blows.
Watzke: "The Redneck doesn't seem to have fully recovered from landing on that chair and guardrail attack."
Crowley: "would you have, let's follow the action as it spills into the concession stand."
Many fans are standing ordering something to drink or eat when the two wrestlers crash through the opening from the arena, they all scatter and give the two room to brawl. Kurtis picks up Redneck for a body slam right onto the counter at the concession stand. Kurtis walks and picks up another steel chair and sets it down in the sitting position. Kurtis motions for the fans to move and they oblige, giving him plenty of room. Kurtis runs hitting the chair and using it as a jumping board right onto Redneck. At the last possible instant Redneck rooled off the counter and Kurtis hit nothing but counter with his midsection.
Crowley: "The crowd at the concession stand is getting a first row view of this action."
Watzke: "They sure are, and Kurtis got a first row view of that counter, that had to hurt."
Kurtis rolls off the counter and is winded, he is grabbing his ribs and breathing hard.
Crowley: "It looks like he might have reinjured his ribs by missing that move."
Watzke: "Good job, Captain Obvious"
Redneck picks up a cash register from the counter and walks over to behind Kurtis before bringing it down on his head.
Watzke: "What a cheap shot."
Crowley: "Way to go Captain Obvious, this is hardcore, not a rules count match."
Redneck picks up the cash register for another blow and lands it right on the injured section of ribs. Redneck begins kicking and stomping away at Kurtis' ribs, unrelenting even when he hears Kurtis cry in pain. Redneck picks up Kurtis and rams his head repeatedly into the counter top.
Crowley: "Kurtis is busted open and losing blood by the gallon."
Watzke: "If he was losing it by the gallon, he'd be dead in seconds."
Redneck picks Kurtis in a gorilla press and drops him onto the counter injured rib side first. He then goes and grabs the chair and wails away at the other side of Kurtis' body.
Redneck: "Son, you wanted a hardcore title shot, then d**n it, fight hardcore."
Watzke: "Redneck taunting Kurtis here, very confident."
Crowley: "Yeah, but it could be.. nope is his downfall."
Kurtis had poked Redneck in the eyes. Redneck stumbled back and Kurtis jumped off nailing a hurricanrana, which caused the bottom of Redneck's back to strike the counter top on the sharp edge. Kurtis walks over to the discarded cash register and picks it up for a blow to Redneck's head. Kurtis jumps up to add more leverage to the blow and the cash register connects with the front of Redneck's head.
Watzke: "Redneck is now busted open and it goes to show you, Blake, you should never boast in a match."
Crowley: "I never did, you.. oh hell, nevermind."
Kurtis: "You wanted hardcore, you got hardcore."
Kurtis stomps away at Redneck's throat, before turning him over and giving a few stomps to the lunbar region of Redneck's back. Redneck tries to get up but is unsuccessful as Kurtis begins to stomp away at the lower back. Kurtis picks up Redneck and connects with a piledriver onto the concrete, busting Redneck open even further. Kurtis throws Redneck into a concrete wall and Redneck bounces back right into a belly to back suplex causing Redneck to once again hit the concrete floor, this time with the front of his body. Kurtis once again stomps away on the lower back of Redneck.
Crowley: "It looks like we might have a new champion in the near future."
Watzke: "Don't count out the Redneck, here."
Kurtis picks up Redneck by the head preparing for a move when from nowhere Redneck headbutts Kurtis in between the legs.
Crowley: "Very resourceful there, that had to hurt Kurtis."
Watzke: (laughing) "You should know how tender those parts are."
Crowley: "Oh belive me I do, oouucchh!!"
Redneck is now in control and takes advantage of the situation by hitting Kurtis with a steel chair. The Redneck drags Kurtis down the hallway occasionally ramming his head into the concrete wall. The Redneck is looking for something, but he makes sure that Kurtis can't get control again until he has finished what he wants to do. The wrestlers can be followed easily enough by the trail of blood, but the camera crew doesn't need that to follow them as they are right on top of the action.
Crowley: "What is he doing?"
Watzke: "I'm not sure, but I bet we'll know it when he finds it."
The Redneck stops and whips Kurtis right into a garage loading door.
Crowley: "I think he found what he was looking foor."
The Redneck throws Kurtis physically into the door which buckles where Kurtis hit, leaving a bloody smear. Redneck jumps on top of Kurtis and wails away with rights and lefts onto the face ofKurtis. The fans from the concession stand have wondered down to where the action is, but security guards have kept them back at a distance. Redneck gets Kurtis to his feet and kicks him in the stomach then hoists him up and delivers a powerbomb onto the concrete floor. Beside the door is a smaller door that leads to outside and the parking lot. Redneck seems to have been looking for that instead of the garage door. He grabs Kurtis and they head outside. Before taking the full action outside, Redneck takes time to slam Kurtis' head with the closing door. Blood is everywhere, they are now fighting outside.
Watzke: "d**n this action has gone on everywhere, but the action hasn't slowed at all."
Crowley: "This has been a hell of a match, a hell of a match indeed."
The action is now in the parking lot. Redneck charges Kurtis, but Kurtis has the presence of mind and performs a back body drop onto the pavement. Kurtis now has the advantage and picks up Redneck and delivers another body slam to Redneck. Kurtis isn't through punishing Redneck's back as he delivers a back to belly suplex, belly to belly suplex, hurricanrana, and a variation of other back punishing moves to Redneck. He carries Redneck over to the cars and begins slamming Redneck's head over and over again into the car's fender. Redneck isn't through yet though and they are once agin trading blows, both rights and lefts.
Crowley: "The wrestlers have destroyed this arena's property, the concession stand, and now some fan's vehicle, what s next?"
Watzke: "That move right there."
Redneck had gotten on the hood of the car and powerbombed Kurtis through the windshield.
Crowd: "d**n!"
Crowley: "There hasn't been a single pin attempt yet, I think this match is going to have just one pin and that will be it."
Watzke: "Usually I would say that a match with only one attempt is boring, but this match has been far from that."
Redneck couldn't pin Kurtis while he was in the cabin of the car, so he pulled him out and Kurtis back is bloody and has pieces of glass in it. Redneck kicks Kurtis in the stomach and powerbombs him for good measure onto the pavement beside the car.
Watzke: "Come on Redneck, that is enough, he is done for, just pin him already."
Crowley: "One more move Redneck, one more move."
Redneck seemed to have heard Crowley as he climbs onto the roof of the car and dives connecting with an elbow right to Kurtis' face. Redneck covers for the pin and the ref is down to count.
One... Two.... Three...
Ding Ding Ding
Steve Morley: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the match and still BAW Hardcore Champion... The Raging Redneck!"
The crowd stands and cheers for both wrestlers in this match, they continue to clap for minutes after the announcement that Raging Redneck had retained his title.
Crowley: "Wow, what a first match to only our second Bloodbrawl."
Watzke: "Definitely hard to beat that one, but fans, after this commercial break, we have another two exciting match with The Raging Redneck wrestling with the man he defeated Eric Thompson against Natural Destruction in a Tornado Elimination Match that has tables involved."
Crowley: "Not to mention, the BAW Tag Team Champions, The O'Connor Boys in a 2 on 1 steel cage match against the BAW Heavyweight Champion, The Superstar. Don't miss the action, get your sandwiches and drinks and be back on the couch before this commercial is over."
Crowley: "Folks we are back to you here tonight with a 2 on 1 steel cage matchup, pitting the BAW Heavyweight Champ against the BAW Tag Team Champions, The O'Connor Boys."
Watzke: "Should be another hell of a match Blake, but let's go backstage where an argument is taking place in President Timothy Yeager's office."
The scene on the TV goes from looking in the ring to inside of the President's office where The Superstar is outraged and yelling at the BAW President.
Crowly: "This isn't going to get him any favors from the boss."
The General Manager of BAW, Jacob Bing, is also in the room listening to the tyrade of the Heavyweight champ. Spit is flying from The Superstar's mouth because he is yelling so loudly at the two men in front of him.
Yeager: "Now listen, you were the one who caused this match to be booked when you ripped that very belt out of my hands after the first 3 Stages of Hell match last Bloodbrawl."
Superstar: "It doesn't matter a d**n, I won the match fair and square, I beat the hell out of Kurtis and I now get put in a match against those two little jerks inside a steel cage non the less? This is absolutely ridiculous."
GM Bing: "Well, you want to stand here and yell at the two of us, when you have a match that is starting..."
Bing looks at his watch and then looks back at The Superstar.
GM Bing: "2 minutes."
Superstar: "d**n right, I'm not going out there, I'm not putting my health on the line when I can gain nothing."
President Yeager: "Well, there is something on the line here, your career, either you go out there and wrestle and keep wrestling for the BAW, or you don't go out there and wrestle for this match and get fired."
Superstar stomps out of the office and is gone from sight. GM Bing leans towards President Yeager and they are heard discussing something.
GM Bing: "Let's see what kind of match we can put his thingyy ass in for next Bloodbrawl."
President Yeager: "Yeah, but before we do, lets get that camera out of here, we don't want any surprises for the fans ruined."
The scene is now back at ringside and is shown in the middle of the ring waiting on the next match to begin.
Watzke: "Guess that goes to show that you don't disrespect the people who signs your paychecks."
Crowley: "Wonder what kind of match it is going to be?"
Steve Morley: "Fans, the next match is set for a 2 on 1 handicap Steel Cage match, where the combatents must either escape from the cage by climbing over the cage or exiting through the door. I've just been informed that in order for The Superstar to win this match, he must crawl over the top of the steel cage, he may not win any other way."
Crowley: "Guess he has gotten some reprocussions for his actions from moments earlier."
Wild Rover by The Dubliners hit the BAW sound system and out walks the O'connor Boys.
Steve Morley: "Introducing first from Dublin Ireland, they are your BAW Tag Team Champions, The O'Connor Boys."
The O'Connor Boys walk down to the ring and hand their belts to a set of female twins sitting at ringside. The climb up the steps and into the ring.
Rise Up 2006 by Drowning Pool hits the BAW sound system and out walks a very pissed Superstar.
Steve Morley: "Introducing next, the BAW Heavyweight Champion... The Superstar"
The Superstar stomps down to the ring, violently removes his belt and throws it to the nearby ringside technician.
Watzkee: "Ok, let's get this party started with some steel cage action."
The cage begins to lower slowly, once it is in place, the bell is rung.
Ding ding ding
Crowd: "We want blood, We want blood!"
Watzke: "Well, the crowd is already vocal and demanding blood."
Crowley: "It won't take long with the cage being made of barbed wire, but do the O'Connor Boys have to tag in, or do they wrestle at the same time?"
Watzke: "Well, genius, to me the term 2 on 1 means it is just that a handicap 2 on 1 match."
Crowley: "Guess the president wasn't kidding about getting revenge."
Watzke: "Isn't that what he just said? Did you go and get something stronger than a Gatorade during that last commercial break?"
Sean locks up with Superstar and the two struggle for leverage until Seamus comes around behind the Superstar and kicks him right between the leg in a low blow.
Crowley: "What is up with all the low blows tonight, is this called Bloodball or Bloodbrawl?"
Watzke laughs into her mic.
Seamus picks up Superstar on his shoulders and Sean runs to bounce off the ropes and hits the Superstar with a flying clothesline from the top rope. Superstar falls and the two brothers climb to opposite turnbuckles and dive with identical flying elbows. They both hit their mark. The Superstar is layed out in the middle of the ring. The brothers look to the crowd and ask:
"What do you want to see?"
Crowd: "Blood, Blood, Blood"
Crowley: "The crowd getting vocal again in this match."
Watzke: "I just don't see what chance does the Superstar have to defeat this well oiled machine?"
Crowley: "I think that was the point in this match to teach him a lesson."
The brothers walk outside the ring and reach under pulling out 2 steel chairs then roll back into the ring. The Superstar is getting groggily to his feet, he finally stands in the middle of the ring and notices the brothers getting ready to hit a homerun. He fains still being groggy. The brothers go to swing and Superstar ducks the brothers hit each other's chair. The vibrations cause them to drop their weapons.
Watzke: "That plan for blood backfired."
Superstar trips Sean before pulling Seamus' legs out from under him as well. He grabs a chair and walks to Sean hitting him with a chair shot to the head; he then walks over to Seamus and delivers another shot to his head.
Superstar: "You wanted blood, I'll give you some blood."
Crowley: "Superstar is taunting the crowd, not usually a good thing."
Watzke: "It has proven to be a very bad mistake in the past for others."
Superstar picks up Sean and punches him towards the ropes and then outside. He calmly walks back to the body of Seamus who has gotten to his feet and punches Seamus towards the other side of the ring; diving the brothers.
Watzke: "Smart tactic for Superstar here, diving the brothers, making them work to get back together and take him down."
Crowley: "But how long can he keep two matches up like this?"
Watzke: "That has yet to be determined, as long as he can keep from losing blood, he may have a chance, especially if he can make them bleed."
Superstar then walks back to sean andclimbs outside the ropes and jumps down to where Sean is starting to rise. Superstar kicks him in the ribs, stopping the rising man. He then grabs Sean and rubs his face in the barbed wire of the steel cage, effectivly slicing open Sean's forehead.
Superstar: "See you jackasses, here is some blood."
Superstar continues to rub Sean's face n the barbed wire slicing him open even more. Blood is now pouring from Sean's face.
Crowley: "Taunting the crowd again, and still he hasn't suffered for it."
Watzke: "Until now, did you see that leap fro mthe top turnbuckle by Seamus weilding that steel chair?"
Seamus had jumped and brought the steel chair down on Superstar's head, knocking him to the mat.
Crowley: "Guess he took too long to get back toSeamus"
Watzke: "It is the numbers game, it will always win in a match, always."
Seamus begins to swing at Superstar's head over and over again. Seamus raises the chair back to where the top of the chair reaches his own back and brings it down on the forehead of Superstar, busting him open big time. The blood pours instantly from the 6 inch gash in Superstar's skin. Sean smelling blood is back to his feet and pulls Superstar over to the barbed wire and looks at the crowd.
Crowd: "Do it Sean. (clap, clap, clap clap clap) Do it Sean (clap, clap, clap clap clap)"
Sean obliges by dragging Superstar's face from one corner to the other corner. Superstar's face is a bloody mess.
Watzke: "His face looks like a pound of hamburger meat"
Crowley: "I wouldn't buy hamburger meat that looked that bad."
Watzke: "True, true."
Seamus motions for Sean to take a breather and he places the dented steel chair on the floor. He then plants Superstar's head onto the steel chair with an impaler DDT. Seamus looks under the ring apron and pulls out some items that may be used as weapons inside the cage.
Crowley: "This isn't a hardcore match, it is just a cage match."
Watzke: "You go in there and tell them that, besides, who is going to get inside the ring and stop them?"
Sean wraps his fist in some barbed wire, carefull enough to not cut himself, still waiting his turn for a few minutes with Superstar. Seamus takes a crescent wrench used to setup the ring and clobbers The Superstar with it. The Superstar hits the floor in a heap. Seamus kicks Superstar a few times for good measure before relenting control to Sean.
Watzke: "Seamus is the only one not bleeding."
Crowley: "How can you tell, he has blood all over him."
Watzke: "I am pretty sure it is Superstar's blood."
Sean has Superstar to his feet and Seamus is walking around the cage pumping up the crowd. Sean didn't see Superstar pick up the wrench, Superstar hits Sean in the head with all his strength. It is Sean's turn to hit the floor like a ton of bricks. Superstar looks to Seamus who is still pumping up the crowd, his back to turned to him. Superstar begins to climb the cage, the barbed wire digging into his fingers and wrists.
Fan: "He's escaping, Superstar is escaping."
Seamus turns to see Superstar escaping and dives into the ring. He hits the ropes on the opposite side springboards into the air catching Superstar's ankle as he was about to escape. Superstar kicks at the brother holding his foot and is nearly successful when Sean climbs onto the cage and holds onto his other ankle pulling him back down into the barbed wired steel cage.
Crowley: "d**n, that was close, they brothers had better watch from now on."
Watzke: "I think they will."
The crowd begins to cheer wildly as the BAW President and GM walk on to the top of the stage watching with keen interest at the match's progress.
Crowley: "The President and General Manager taking keen interest in the outcome of this match."
Watzke: "After what the Superstar has said and done to them, I would have to agree."
In the ring the brothers have taken Superstar down and again beaten him to the floor. The body of the Superstar is bloody and he continues to get more wounds the longer he stays in the match against these two. Sean and Seamus begin to walk to the cage door when President Yeager speaks over the arena.
Yeager: "Boys, great match, but I would find it a great personal favor if you two would kindly continue the match inside the cage and not leave just yet."
The brothers nod similtaneously and go back towards the body of the Superstar. Superstar has picked himself up, but is hunched over in pain.
President Yeager: "Oh and boys, teach him not to mess with me again, teach him a little respect."
The brothers take Superstar back into the ring and tie him up in a tree of woe position. Sean grabs a steel chair and wraps it in barbed wire, he places the chair on top of Superstar. Sean moves out of the way, leaving the way clear for Seamus.
Crowley: "Surely, they aren't going..."
Watzke: "Yep, they just did."
Seamus had taken a big running leap into the chair wrapped in barbed wire, driving the wire into both himself and Superstar. Seamus moved out of the way and Sean repeated his brother's move. The alteration kept up for another 5 minutes before Superstar fell down.
Watzke: "Now, I know that he disrespected both the President and General Manager, but this match and beating has gone on long enough."
Crowley: "I agree, but the fans wanted violence and that is definitely what they are getting."
Watzke: "But a person can only stand so much violence, look at that poor woman who lost her snack, it has made her sick. This is just uncalled for."
President Yeager: "Ok boys, I think maybe he has learned his lesson, you may leave, there are other things in store for him next show. Fans, be sure to either attend the show or watch on tv, I promise you won't want to miss it."
The cage door opens and out walk both Sean and Seamus O'Connor.
ding ding ding
Steve Korley: "Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the match... The O'Connor Boys."
The brothers walk over to the two female fans and get their belts from them and then walk back up the ramp into the back.
Watzke: "Finally, it is over."
Crowley: "Look at The Superstar, he is getting up and walking after that, what endurance and a high tolerance for pain this man has."
Watzke: "Love him or hate him, no one can deny this guy has talent and a thirst for blood."
Crowley: "After this match possibly a hunger for revenge."
Watzke: "Indeed, but Ladies and Gentlemen, we are heading into our last and final commercial of the evening, please return to us for the BAW Bloodbrawl main event."
Crowley: "Which will pit The Raging Redneck and Eric Thompson, whom The Raging Redneck defeated last show, against Natural Destruction."
Crowley: "Well BAWites, we have a huge main event in store for you tonight on the second edition of Bloodbrawl."
Watzke: "We sure do Blake, it will be the team of Eric Thompson and Raging Redneck taking on Natural Destruction in a Texas Tornado Tables Elimination match."
Crowley: "That sounded like a mouth full."
Watzke: "It was, but lets go to ringside for the introductions."
Morley: "The following match is set for one fall, with no time limit. It is a Texas Tornado Elimination Table Match. A wrestler can only be eliminated when put through a table. Introducing first the team of Natural Destruction."
Thunder Underground begins playing.The lights go out, a Lightning bolt strikes
in the center of the ring. The lights come back up, the music starts
and there's the thunder lord. Every ten seconds or so a bright white light flashes, he walks at a brisk pace to the ringside. At his hand signal the lights
go out, the music ceases and yet another lightning bolt strikes the center of the ring. 5 Seconds later, you here thunder, the lights come up and The Thunder
Lord is in the ring.
Morley: "His tag team partner.. Fire God."
At the first toll of Hells Bells the Arena
fills with smoke. He slowly walks to the stage. He Raises both hands and Fire rages on top of all turnbuckles. He gets halfway down the aisle and raises
his hands once again, This time fire blocks his way to the ring. He gets within inches of it and brushes his right hand to the side and walks through an
opening. He slides up into the ring and walks to the middle. Once there, he raises his hands and the fire rages one last time then he slowly puts them
down and as he does so the fire goes down slowly until it dies.
Crowley: "I'm not sure if the Raging Redneck is going to be able to compete after that vicious match he was in earlier with Kurtis."
Watzke: "We just got word from the back that if Raging Redneck is unable to compete, it will be a 2 on 1 match, but that Natural Destruction must tag in."
Crowley: "Huh?"
Watzke: "It will be just like a tag team match, except that Eric Thompson will not have a partner."
Crowley: "Gotcha, back to ringside."
Morley: "Introducing their opponent, Eric Thompson."
Stronger by Kanye West begins to play and Eric Thompson walks out, heading to the ring.
The crowd awaits Thompson's opponent, but one never comes out. The crowd is told that the match must continue.
ding ding ding
Crowley: "Thompson is at a disadvantage here with him taking on two massive men here."
Watzke: "His only advantage is going to be they have to tag in."
Eric and Fire God lock up in the middle of the ring, with Eric getting a slight upper hand. On the outside, Thunder Lord is getting tables ready, sliding them into the ring. Fire God backs Eric into a corner with huge right hand punches to Thompson's face Eric stumbles back until his back hits the corner. Fire God motions to his partner to ready the table, Thunder Lord obliges his request. Fire God lifts up Eric driving him down into the mat. The crowd erupts in cheers as the Raging Redneck stumbles down to the ring, weilding a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire.
Crowley: "It's The Raging Redneck, how is he even moving after that match earlier?"
Watzke: "He said that he is the toughest bastard in any wrestling organization, guess he is proving it."
Morley: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is now a Texas Tornado Tables Elimination Match instead of the 2 on 1 handicap match."
The crowd is cheering louder as Redneck comes into the ring, swinging the lumber. Thunder Lord swings his fist, but catches the barbed wire portion of the lumber, cutting his hand open. Redneck backs up, kicks Thunder Lord in the stomach and plants him with a DDT onto the mat.
Watzke: "Redneck is showing his fists of rage here as he and Thompson work as a team against Fire God."
Crowley: "Hard to believe that only 2 weeks ago, these two had a brutal match for the Hardcore title."
Thompson and Redneck look at each other and nod, picking up Fire God for a double suplex, and drive Fire God through a table.
"CRASH!"
Crowley: "Fire God is eliminated, early in this match."
Watzke: "Goes to show you that when you double team someone, you can get the job done quickly."
ding ding ding
Morley: "Fire God has been eliminated."
Crowley: "But he isn't leaving and now Thunder Lord is back up to his feet."
Watzke: "He has the 2x4."
Thunder Lord swings the 2x4 nailing Redneck through the ropes with it. The back of Redneck's head is bleeding now. Thunder Lord throws Eric into the ropes, catching him with a big boot to the face. Eric goes down in a heap, but is quickly picked up and chokeslammed down to the mat.
Watzke: "Looks like Thunder Lord is going to punish Eric Thompson for helping to eliminate his cousin."
Crowley: "He already has punished Redneck, but now it is Thompson's turn."
Thunder Lord picks up Thompson again and throws him to the outside of the ring where Fire God takes matters into his own hands. Thunder Lord goes up under the ring and pulls out 5 more tables.
Crowley: "Fire God, should have to head to the back."
Watzke: "Are you going to make him? I'm not."
Crowley: "Me either, its ok with me, the cheaters."
Thunder Lord sets up 3 tables on top of each other next to the apron of the ring. He climbs back into the ring, motioning for Fire God to hand him Redneck. They get Redneck back into the ring, his body is motionless.
Watzke: "You have to give it to Redneck, this is his second match, what a trooper."
Thompson has snuck out of the ring, he grabs the 2x4. He sneaks up behind Fire God, nailing him with a low blow, with the barbed wire end on the piece of lumber.
Watzke: "Oh, that has to be painful."
Crowley: "I can only imagine, I'm having sympathy pains for the guy."
Fire God grabs his crotch, falling to his knees. Eric takes the oppurtunity to swing the wood, connecting with Fire God's head. In the ring, Thunder Lord has Redneck set up for a power bomb onto the 3 tables set up outside. He has not seen the travesty of his cousin Fire God, neither does he see Eric sneak up behind him as well. Eric takes a golfer's stance, wiggles a tiny bit, swings.
Crowley: "Home run, home run!"
Watzke: "Give it to Eric, he has hit two home runs in back to back at-bats here tonight."
Crowley: "He could have let Thunder Lord take out Redneck after what Redneck did to him last Bloodbrawl."
Watzke: "But the win here is what matters."
Crowley: "Then why did Eric just hit Redneck over the head with the 2x4 again?"
Watzke: "Not sure there Blake, not sure."Eric stomps away on the body of Thunder Lord, no longer paying attention to Fire God, who slips back into the ring, walking gingerly. Fire God grabs Thompson in a full nelson and slams him through a table.
Morley: "Eric Thompson has been eliminated."
Crowley: "How can that be, Fire God isn't even supposed to be in this match any more."
Watzke: "I'm not sure, but Steve has the mic again, lets hear what he has to say."
Morley: "Ladies and Gentlemen, due to his elimination, Fire God is unable to eliminate a wrestler, Eric Thompson has not been eliminated, and can continue this match."
Crowley: "But what shape is Eric in after going through the table?"
Watzke: "Not sure, but Natural Destruction is taking advantage and putting the pain to Thompson and Redneck."
Fire God climbs to the top turnbuckle, Thunder Lord powerbombs Redneck, Fire God dives with his body landing on top of Redneck's body. They do the same to Eric Thompson, then stand looking over their handy work. Thunder Lord turns and looks at the tables he has set up outside the ring, grabbing Redneck, they go over to the ropes and place Redneck's body on the bottom table. Then Fire God places Eric's body on the middle table, both Thompson and Redneck seem to be knocked out cold. Thunder Lord hits the opposite ropes, but before he dives, he sees that both men have rolled off the tables. Natural Destruction get out of the ring to begin punishment on Thompson and Redneck, they are met with a kick from Redneck and athumb to the eyes by Thompson. Both Thunder Lord and Fire God stumble backaway from them. Redneck grabs a steel chair and goes to work on Fire God's face and head. Thompson takes Redneck's lead and does the same to Thunder Lord.
Crowley: "There is no count out in this match, so this match could head all over the arena."
Watzke: "Theoretically, yes, but I doubt it, because I think all the tables are right here."
Crowley: "Thunder Lord and Thompson are fighting right here in front of us."
Watzke: "This is considered a table, will either man use it?"
Crowley: "Only time will tell my fellow announcer person."
Watzke: "Well, they have moved on for now away from our table."
Redneck picks up Fire God and drives him midsection first onto the steel guardrail. Redneck climbs onto the ring apron and dives driving elbows and knees into the back of Fire God's body. He turns to see that Thunder Lord is getting the upper hand on Eric, rushing to his partner's aid, Redneck is hit by a clothesline from Thunder Lord, which drives Redneck down to the floor.
Crowley: "Redneck never saw that move coming."
Watzke: "But he d**n sure felt it."
Thunder Lord places a kick to Eric's midsection, then connects with a powerbomb to the concrete floor. Thunder Lord drags Eric Thompson to the bottom table at the 3 tables stacked on top of each other, but places him on the middle table. He then goes to get Redneck from the other side of the ring, but Redneck is there and catches Thunder Lord slightly with the 2x4. Thunder Lord sees it coming ducking out of the way, only slightly getting hit. Redneck's wounds from his first match of the night have been opened again and both him and Thunder Lord are bloodied.
Crowley: "You know, this is one of the bloodiest federations in the world."
Watzke: "They don't call it the hardcorest federation for nothing."
Thunder Lord takes Redneck's head and rams it into the ring post repeatedly, until Redneck is woozy again from the blows. Thunder Lord then places Redneck on the bottom table of the stack of three tables. Thunder Lord climbs into the ring, hits the opposite ropes, jumps and dives right through the top table to the wrestlers' bodies below.
ding ding ding
Crowley: "What happened?"
Watzke: "Not sure, unless he effectively eliminated both men with one blow."
Morley: "The winners of the match, the team of Eric Thompson and The Raging Redneck."
Crowley: "How?"
Watzke: "Ah hah, he was the only member of Natural Destruction left, and when he dove, he went through the top table first before he ever eliminated the others, he eliminated himself, what an idiotic thing to do."
Crowley: "I'm inclined to agree with you."
Thunder Lord and Fire God go to Steve Morley and ask about the winners of the match being informed that Thunder Lord eliminated himself. Redneck and Thompson are in the debris from the 3 destroyed tables, bloody and seemingly broken.
Watzke: "This is beginning to be a every show line, but we need some medical attention for these two out here."
Crowley: (in a female voice) "They don't call it the hardcorest federation for nothing."
Watzke: "Fans, there is a little more action to happen tonight."
Crowley: "Huh?"
SLAP!
Watzke: "For Back Alley Wrestling's Bloodbrawl, I'm Tina Watzke and my partner, who is holding his face, is Blake Crowley. Join us in 2 weeks for the next edition of Bloodbrawl."
Crowley: "You... anyways, we will find out next show what the president of BAW and the GM of BAW have in store for The Superstar. Until next time, same BAW time, same BAW channel. Good night and good bye."
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