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The Superstar vs. The Raging Redneck
« Thread Started on May 30, 2008, 8:27pm »

Title vs. Title Match!!

Best of 3 Matches

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Re: The Superstar vs. The Raging Redneck
« Reply #1 on Jun 9, 2008, 3:37pm »

[begin taping]

A rusty pickup truck is seen pulling down a dirt driveway, the clanking and rattling of the truck's body seemingly heard from a mile away, smoke pours from the exhaust pipe and floats off into the sky. The truck stops at the end of the driveway and out gets the Raging Redneck. He leans back in the cab of his truck and pulls out his BAW Hardcore Championship belt. He slams the door, which causes the truck's body to shake violently and dirt falls from the undercarriage. He sees the camera man looking at him with the video camera already taping, he nods slightly before turning to grabe a case of Bud Light from the truck's bed. He then turns towards his home and nods with his head for the camera man to come inside with him. Inside is the usual array of mounted animal trophies and the numerous wall mounted bass, hung forever with their mouth's open and the lure in their mouth. The Redneck takes a seat in his favorite recliner and opens the case of Bud Light, popping open a can of beer.

RR: "What is up man, been long time, how's the wife and kids? Truth is I don't really give a tinker's d**n, I only have one thing on my mindthis week, this promo, this little adventure to Redneck's Rambling. That is the BAW Heavyweight Championship. That illustrious title is held by the Superstar, the one title that I want over any other title, is around that sompregnant dog's waist."

He takes a swallow of his beer, then another one for good measure.

"That sompregnant dog don't deserve to wear such an illustriave belt, he don't deserve to even hold a championship. Hell, that sompregnant dog couldn't even defend the Women's belt, if BAW had one. He comes in here saying he is going to dominate the BAW, hell he can't dominate nothing, the bastard won his first Bloodbrawl match, whoop dee f**king doo."

He takes another swallow finishing gthe beer, then opens another one.

"The not a very nice person ain't gonna be champion at the next Bloodbrawl, 3 matches, three victories for me, I'll walk out of that arena with the championships, yeah, I mean plural you dumb piece of nuts, on each shoulder, I'll be the man."

He looks around his living room where the trophies are hung on the wall.

"Take a long d**n look Superstar, these are my hunting and fishing trophies, come Bloodbrawl, I'll add another trophy to the wall, the BAW Heavyweight belt. Not only will that belt hang on the wall here at my home, but whenever I go anywhere, I'll carry that sompregnant dog with me. Why you ask, cause I'm the man. I'm thoroughly pissed off that you have done nothing since winning that belt except get your ass kicked by The O'Connor Boys and getting pregnant dog slapped by any sleeper you try to get and sleep with you. What have I done since winning this belt, well, I defended it at last Bloodbrawl and I was also double booked in that episode and went on to beat Natural Destruction with that POS Eric Thompson."

Finishes another beer and opens yet another one.

"Yeah, I pissed that you ain't done nuts, but... Bloodbrawl, it won't really matter because I'll beat your ass for that title, 2 out of 3 times or hell 3 out of 3 times, don't matter either way, I'm walking in Hardcore champion, and am walking out both Hardcore and Heavyweight Champion. And if you don't know... then you don't need to know."

[end taping]

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